Below is the email I sent this past Sunday that got this ball rolling...
I'm sitting in a bar on Grand Cayman watching this debacle. While I never expected dominance, let alone a win, this has been tough. Usually it's week six or seven when I begin the question the prudence of dedicating four hours a week to this team, but after this, on week one...wow. It's going to be a long season. (How many times have we heard that?)
I'm not even sure why I'm writing all of you, other than it's (especially) lonely being a Browns fan in a foreign country.
The crazy part is that I like what they're doing. Go young. Let people play. Draft well. Suck for a bit. But man, sucking blows!
Part of me wants to start Metcalf up the Middle again as a live blog during games. We could all contribute. It'd be hilarious.
Anyway, off to do some home improvements followed by dinner on the beach.
Peace out, dudes, and I hope you all had a good weekend. Hug your children, and tell them it will get better.
In Hue/Sashi we trust?
Ps - I just saw an old dude roll by wearing a Charlie Frye Jersey. Going to talk to him now...